Female Vampires

Ruminations on ladies with fangs.

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Who Cares if She's Dumb?

Jessica Simpson as a VampiressWho can deny the near-perfection of this beauty? While her contemporaries wallow in tackiness, Jessica Simpson continues to display a classic beauty that other pretenders can only wish for. Though she may not be the brightest bulb (remember the "Chicken of the Sea" incident...) I can only say, Who cares? She's an amazing package: buxom, blonde, perfect teeth (er...fangs), eyes, and without that starved elfin waif look to which so many women freakishly aspire. Once a Christian songstress, someone obviously made her see the light and transformed her into something that makes better use of her assets. I decided to do the same.

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